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Observation: q8ec4; Result size: 289; atts: 2 who $m g erm g are you at the cross at the start f okay yeah g right so g go er about two inches to your ehm to your left at a sort of a-- angle f two inches to the my g about g your left a sort of angle about forty-five degrees g to er f erm f what's two inches sort about g well it's two inches g i don't know actually er g er well ten centimetres then maybe say f ten er to forty-five degrees slope g to the horizontal f have you got allotments to my right is it g no g it's different it's a different map ehm f yeah f erm t-- it can't be to my left anyway 'cause that's off the page from the start g well g it's to my right so it must be to your left f no f it's the map's turned round so it must be to my right as well if it's to your right it's to my right g oh right sorry g right g go to your right then ten centimetres to your right f erm right along or to an angle did you say g well i g imagine there's like a ehm a line like horizontal g right f yeah g and then let's say f-- ph thirty degrees up the way g so it's at an angle f up the way f up the way g so it's like an angle like that f up the way g oh dear f angled up f t-- do you have a lake g uh-huh f just above the start point right g right f how does it go from there g down below that g down below that g to about halfway down the middle of the lake f halfway f what's that halfway what g the b-- see where the bottom of the the bottom line of the lake f yeah er g right f to the right-hand side underneath it g uh-huh about a f yeah g right f yeah g about halfway under that f halfway well never mind g right g see the bottom line of the lake right f oh you mean halfway from just where i would be if i went across oh no g right g see the bottom line of the lake right f right g halfway along that f halfway along okay g right f right g and then g then g straight down f straight down g about g er maybe five centimetres f right i've got some allotments here f so does it go to your right again does it go right g it sort of curves round f curves round okay right g and then then f along to your right g it's like an "s" shape right but n-- not like a steep "s" shape like a sort of er sort of stretched out "s" shape f right g a wee bit ehm 'til you're about er halfway down the page when you get to the bottom curve that comes back out the way f erm do i go along right g and then you go to your left f go to my left g for about er five centimetres f is there an obstacle down at the bottom left-hand corner of your page g er but you shouldn't be down there g this is you're over on the right-hand side at the right-hand si-- half of your page f erm well f a we-- is it called the west lake the start g no g it's east lake at the start of mine f oh f i've got a start at the west lake f have we got the right maps f bollocks f oh g right g well i don't have i don't know about g are you over at the right-hand side how about halfway down the page at the moment f okay f eas-- hold on start up at the east lake f where's the start g what do you want me to start again f yeah f 'cause i've got a start underneath the west lake so i'm at g oh do you know what i've been doing oh god f what g i've i've started from the finish that's why i wasnae even looking at that i just saw the cross er right g oops right g so we should be at the bottom left-hand corner of the map here right g i've went through the the other way round that's really stupid right eh f right f okay right g so the start's about f you're at the west lake g the start's about a third of the way up the page f yeah no it's all right g right f i've got that marked on g right f and i've got west lake above it g well i've not got that f just above to the right g no wonder we're having problems there g right so er g just sort of go to your left f go to my left g about a centimetre f oh w-- a centimetre right hold on right now a centimetre okay right g and then go straight down f straight down f to where how long g to about two centimetres from the bottom of the page f two centimetres from the bottom of the page okay g then go to your right about eh five centimetres f fffffff f five centimetres right g and then go f er ch do you have any an allotments g uh-huh f allotments yeah f right g so you f where is it with respect to that g well g if you go straight up the way you'll be hitting the allotments so f yeah right yeah g well s-- g just go straight up the way so you're a bit left of the allotments f just left g up about half a centimetre ef-- left f okay right g and then like curve round the top of the allotments f okay g and then go in an angle about say thirty degrees from the g say the allotments are the horizontal right f yeah g go in an angle about thirty degrees up from that g right f from the left-hand side of the or the right-hand side of the allotments above the right-hand side g above the right-hand side f thirty degrees g roughly f thir-- g and then say about ehm eh over to about two thirds of the way over the side of the page to the right f erm do you have a flight museum anywhere g no f no f erm what is it two thirds the way across the page an angle of thirty degrees okay f two thirds right should be about there yeah okay g and then you go straight up say about er to about halfway up the page f halfway up f is there a disused monastery g mmhmm f there yeah g so y-- right where you are at the moment's just like see where it says disused monastery right f yeah g you should just be about next to that where it says that f okay right f and do i go underneath it or above it g and then g over the top of it f over the top f okay f round to my g round and then and then li-- when you're round the side of that a l-- a straight line to about er maybe ten centimetres out from the side the left-hand side of the page f six centimetres right f do you have an alpine garden just above you g uh-huh f yes f how does it go g so you g well g it goes to the left of that f to the left okay g so and then you're up to the top of the alpine garden f okay g and then you go to your right about er five centimetres maybe f okay g and then straight up g have you got a youth hostel f no f whereabouts is the youth hostel g well g it's sort of directly above the alpine garden except a bit to the right so eh f slightly to the right okay f directly above it how much g well g where are you just now f erm about one centimetre from the side of the alpine garden that's above it and along one g right g go along a wee bit g until see the "d" of the alpine garden on the in between the "d" of the see where it says alpine garden f yeah g right g just look at that the d-- in between the "d" and "e" just put a straight line straight above that g right f okay right g about er maybe ffffphhhhh ten centimetres f right ten centimetres okay f and g and then g-- go to your right about five centimetres f right five okay g and then erm f do you have a parked van just above this no g aye just above that line f yeah g but you shouldn't be that near it you should be f no i'm g right so the point you're at go er southeast f southeast okay g about er until you get to about halfway down the middle of the page f okay southeast f right okay g and then go straight for five centimetres f okay right g or then f is there a telephone box there g uh-huh so f yeah just under the telephone box g skirt round the bottom g uh-huh f yeah g and then go straight up f straight up to the east lake g just about the top of the f over the top of the g no no g just to the top of the telephone box g see where the top is f the top of the telephone box g to level with that f yeah okay g and then er g directions on er maybe north northwest for about er f northwest g until you're about a third of the way f is there a level crossing there g no no say that f no g right erm g where you are you go northwest for about until there's about a quarter left on the page g if you see what i mean f okay northwest f oh f i have a level crossing just at this point g well g i don't know maybe go through that it's straight up after that f straight up after that g until you get to the bottom of the east lake and then you go to the g have you got a finish f okay right g and then go to your left that sh-- should be you finished f go to my left g mmhmm g until you get like the bottom part of the east lake erm you should just be like about f okay g three centimetres from that g four centimetres maybe i don't know f okay f right g that should be it finished f okay a-- after that