Found 2 args. Observation: q4nc4; Result size: 424; atts: 2 who $m g right neil f okay right f where are we going g start f where am i starting f oh right i've got it yeah i've found the start g have you got the start just above f yeah i've found it uh-huh g have you got a camera shop below it no f yes g you have f yes g right a camera shop g right g head due south from that just down for about twelve centimetres g have you got a parked van at the bottom f so wait a minute i've got to go round the i've got g go round f round the g go round the left hand side of the camera shop in between the edge of the page and the camera shop f left-hand side of the camera shop right g right f right f i don't have a parked van at the bottom g you don't have a parked van g well go down aim towards the bottom and s-- stay about two centimetres up from the bottom of the page f right f i've got a yacht club on the far right-hand side g a yacht club g right g so you go down to just bel-- g see where the the words yacht club are f uh-huh g just go sort of go down towards the bottom of the page and draw a line towards the yacht club for about three centimetres underneath where the if you drew a line right across the bottom of the page it wo-- the line would end up under yacht club g right do you see what i'm f are we doing that under ya-- f so i want to go down g no g don't g-- don't go along to the yacht club though f but i want to go straight down to there g right g you go down the side of the camera shop right for about twelve centimetres and do a sort of a "u" shape for and the bottom of the "u" shape should be about three centimetres long g right do you know what i'm meaning f three centimetres long g right f and a-- a-- what i'm doing it at yacht club i'm going i'm going g no do-- all right okay f i'm going i'm going right i'm going right towards the yacht club g we'll we'll forg-- g we'll forget about the yacht club just now f no but but that's how far down i want to come g yeah uh-huh uh-huh g down towards aye where the yacht club is right f right f right okay g but forget the yacht club 'cause you're nowhere near that you're at the other side of the page f right i know that yeah f right g eh so we're going down it's now you do f so i take it i'm trying to miss a parked van that's at the bottom of the page here g right uh-huh g there's a parked van f right g and you're sort of you're sort of g you've worked it out already f i've got it g eh we're doing a "u" shape round the parked van but it's a sort of three cent-- see if you imagine a "u" right the stems of the "u" the vertical bits are sort of three centimetres between f see if i go right down if i go right down the bottom and turn right will i miss it g yes f right okay i'll g aye g right go right down to the bottom f right g turn right for three centimetres g okay f right g three or four centimetres g okay f right g now you're heading back up sort of two thir-- g have you got allotments f allotments f yeah g right g you're going up to the sort of left-hand top left-hand side of the allotments f right g from the bottom g right g that should be a di-- a straight line up the way f right okay g okay f i'll come along a wee bit just so i can make sure i miss that right okay g right okay g so you've got a sort of "u" shape so far except it only f right okay right g right okay f got it f mm g you're up at the top f-- left-hand side of the allotments okay f fine g now see your yacht club f yeah g eh go to the left-hand side of the yacht club and up about f-- six centimetres g right f right f so i've got to go underneath the flight museum f have you got that g no g i've not got a flight museum right f right f so i've got g so you're you're going diagonally sort of north northeast it's not it's it's a sort of two o'clock almost three o'clock from the allotments over f what side of the allotments am i at am i at the left-hand side of the allot-- g you're at the top g the left-hand side top f right okay g right g so you're going over the top of the allotments right now f and down to the yacht club g eh no no f down to g you're up you're going up sort of two o'clock in between two o'clock and three o'clock f right g you're going up the way to the see if you draw a line up the left-hand side of the yacht club right the way up the page f oh right okay g right f so i'm going g you're only going about i would say about two centimetres up from the allotments if you know what i mean g do you see what i mean f two centimetres up from the allotments g but you're g up from the allotments but along about twelve centimetres g okay f oh my god g right are we starting f can we do it in straight lines g right sta-- aye right see f 'cause straight g you're at the top left-hand side of the allotments are you there f yeah right g right okay g see if you drew a straight line just east for about twelve thirteen centimetres g okay f east g right f right okay right g just go go up about a centimetre from the edge of that so you're sort of going diagonally up that way if you know what i mean from it's about twelve or thirteen centimetres f i'm going right f right okay right g not directly east but up a wee bit gradually aiming up the way f i've got that f yeah right got it got it right okay right g okay f i'm a-- and i've just come to the left-hand side of the all-- the yacht club g right g yes f right okay g but you're about thirteen fourteen centimetres up the page f f-- not as many as that g you're not oh j-- f i'm about six g oh no g see your see your line from the top left-hand side of the allotments f where is it in relation to like the west lake g i've not got a west lake f have you not g no f disused monastery g i've got a disused monastery aye f where are we in relation to that g right g in relation to that we're due south about ten fif-- ten twelve centimetres f cannae be due south g have you got a disused g is y-- is your is your d-- f we're not due south g is your disused monastery in the centre of the page f yeah right in the centre g right hold on have you got a sar-- g right start from again start the beginning f where's your yacht club g where's my yacht club f far right g away over at the bottom f right f okay g right at the bottom right-hand side f okay right g we've got the same map haven't we g it's my fault i know what f paul this is this is lousy g i know what you're meaning f right g right g can we go back to the allotments f yeah right we're back at the allotments okay g are you at the top g you're at the you're just at the side of the allotments right f right okay g okay f right g right g see the allotments g just draw a line right over the top of that east right f right okay g right over towar-- to stay about six centimetres from the edge of the page right east just go straight east f right okay right g forget about getting it up a wee bit g right f uh-huh okay g right g so that's where we are we're about i would say we're if you you could we're about six centimetres from the edge of the page from the right-hand edge of the page and about six or seven centimetres up from the bottom as well g right f right okay g correct f right fine right g right g oh dear g draw draw a line from there g you've got a disused monastery right f yeah g you're going from where you are just now just straight up and round the top of the monastery like a wee hill over the top of the monastery right going from the right-hand side of the monastery over to the left-hand side f right okay f right fine g okay f got you g now you're coming down and you're doing the exact same hump again except invert it and you're going up g have you got an alpine garden f have i hell g you've not g right f no f oh yeah i do yeah i do g you do have an alpine garden f uh-huh g well you're doing a sort of hump you're just going up the side of the alpine garden g right g up the left-hand side sorry f up the left-hand side of it g the left-hand side of the alpine garden g so you should have f so i'm going across underneath the alpine garden g you're g right uh-huh g you're going across to underneath the left-hand side of the alpine garden then you're going straight up g okay f okay g just to the top of just to the top left-hand bit of the alpine garden g have you got a youth hostel f okay f no g you've not g right g the youth hostel is about it's a couple of centimetres to the left eh to the right and a couple of centimetres above the alpine garden right so it's very c-- f couple of centimetres to the right and a couple of centimetres above g d-- g above right f right g so it's sort of g now you're going eh i would say about you're at the left-hand side of the alpine garden go across about two centimetres right just east f the left-hand s-- g right g you're you're at the top left of the alpine garden f right okay i'm here right g or have you drawn another line f i've got it no i'm at the top g right f top left of the alpine garden g top left of the alpine garden g draw a line about two centimetres right but just directly across g okay f so i'm coming into about the middle of the alpine garden g yea-- eh uh-huh g over to the g you see the wee two two wee bricks at the edge of the alpine garden g there's two wee f there's two g two i don't know what they are is it bricks or is it grass right whatever it is och well it's two centimetres along anyway yes f about f to the middle of the alpine garden g aye g just a wee bit to the right of middle f right g sort of two thirds of the way along f right got it g eh right f got you g and then you're going up about thr-- four centimetres st-- directly north right about four centimetres g okay g so you should be from the you should be round about above the letter "e" or "n" of garden eh about six centimetres or something is that right f yeah right okay fine yeah g okay f we're not we're not bad we're a wee bit g eh a wee bit f eh a wee bit a wee bit inside it g no it's it's my fault g eh right so you're up there eh go right for about three centimetres f right f th-- to underneath the parked van g eh f under the parked g underneath the pa-- uh-huh underneath the parked van f what what letter am i under g go th-- go right g you should be under the letter "d" f right okay g right under the letter "d" f right f i'm under "d" g right g have you got a telephone box f ehm yeah f but it's away down on the right-hand side g police g right okay g you're doing a massive diagonal sort of south east g right f okay g right to the bottom right to the letter "t" from where you are f to the letter "t" g to the letter "t" of telephone box f okay g right g and then you're just going right drawing a line right underneath as if you're underlining telephone box and back up the right-hand side up the way now i'll tell you about that in a minute f up right g right so you're going up g have you got a thatched m-- thatched mud hut f i've got no thatched mud huts anywhere g you've not g there's a thatched mud hut about f apart from at home g you've got a mud hut f right g you've got a mud hut about six centimetres above the telephone box directly above it f directly above it okay g right g eh so what you're doing is sort of drawing f so i'm missing it then g if you c-- if you can imagine an "s" round the thatched mud hut and the telephone box right g if y-- if y-- f-- oh forget f oh wow f oh groovy g you've not got the mud huts f i've got it yeah f i've got a level crossing g right f have you got a les-- a level crossing g i have not no i've not f right so i've got to miss i g right hold on where are you just now f right g you're at the bottom of "x" oh right are you up a bit f i i've just come up a wee bit g you've come up a wee bit g well i would go up from the "x" right you're going up about three centimetres g okay f to the top of the telephone box g to the top of the telephone box right f right fine g and then you're sort of going diagonally across about eh i would say exactly sort of t-- what's it north i don't know what's the one northwest f no-- f northwest uh-huh g if you go exactly northwest for about three centimetres four centimetres four centimetres right f yeah f right g exactly northwest for four centimetres you should end up above the letter round about "t" or "e" of telephone box about s-- eight centimetres above it g is that right see where i am f okay i've got it yeah g "t" or "e" g then go g have you got the east lake up at the top f i've got the east lake yeah g you have got the east lake g have you got a finish g you haven't got a fini-- f no i don't no g right okay g eh where are you just now g you're at th-- oh you're beside my thatched mud hut g eh you're going up just go directly north to the side of the east lake under the letter "k" "e" you know "k" or "e" in east lake f so i g just to the edge of the east lake right f am i doing an "s" round telephone g an "f" f an "s" f i've only got half an "s" g an "s" g uh-huh g yeah aye g you're not going the other you're aye f right f so i'm going up towards "k" or "e" g you're only doing g "k" or "e" g just directly north to "k" or "e" f right okay i can right g and you're about half a centimetre away from the edge of the east lake the bottom edge of it f right g okay f right okay g and then i would say you're about three cen-- four centimetres g you're following the edge of the east lake right up for about a centimetre beyond the left-hand edge of it g see where it gets pointy f so i'm going up i'm going up the l-- so i'm going over to the left here g yes g you're going over to the over to the left over to the corner f a-- and over to the the corn-- g and about a centimetre beyond the corner keeping the same contour as the lake same edge of it g right f okay g and that's the finish that's it about a centimetre beyond the edge of that f right g sorry about the mess here in your diagram f we're there f so the parked van didn't come in g eh the parked van was nothing to do with it f and the picket fence g eh the picket fence no that was another red herring f and the west lake g eh the west i've not got a west lake g your yacht club should be absolutely f the yacht club's away out of it as well yeah okay g right that's okay that's good g i think we're roughly in the same area